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DO YOU SWING THE GOLF CLUB LIKE NORMAN

  • Aug. 23rd, 2008 at 4:55 AM
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By Rick Bradshaw
2004/2006 North Florida Section
PGA Teacher of the Year

I recently collected all the data on which body part should receive the National Golf School Sales Award and a trip for two to any island in the world that does not have a golf course.

The winner by a landslide was the right hand! Coming in a close second was the right shoulder and honorable mention was the left side of the brain.

Data:
The Winner
-The right hand wants to take control of the golf swing right from the start through to the finish.
-He does not care who he bullies around to achieve control.
-Charges have been brought against him for choking the club and squeezing the life out it.
-Murder charges for trying to chop, bludgeon and kill the ball are ever pending.
- Refusal to be a team player and follow the lead of the legs, body and left side, have caused grief for thousands of golfers.
The results were thousands of golf lessons for teaching professionals and golf schools.

CLOSE SECOND
-The right shoulder is an accomplice of the right hand and should be held accountable on all charges the right hand receives.
- The right shoulder is the force behind the right hand and wants to and does obliterate any chance of the golf club being pulled with great velocity down and through the ball.
-The right shoulder is the pushiest of body parts in the golf swing and someone should shut him up.
However I would like to personally thank him for is monetary contribution to my golf school lesson volume.

HONORABLE MENTION
-All right I know the left side of the brain is responsible for us reaching the moon, and our worldly successes but give me a break the golf swing is not that complicated.
-I truly enjoy teaching articulate left brain analysts as I enjoy their knowledge on various issues and right brain lessons are quite a bore, but please refrain from over thinking Mr. Left Side of the Brain and be smart enough to focus on the most important issues and not every detail of the swing all at once.
-Once the left side of the brain filters out the unimportant details and focuses on the main factors involved in swinging a golf club he could cost me lessons.

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